Truth in Advertising

Well, they lied to us about building a worthy successor to the Home Office for Baseball. They lied to us about opening the old place early on the last day so we could pay our respects. They even lied to us about how tall the right field fence is in the Interactive Yankeetainment Experience.

But for anyone who has wondered whether the confederacy of dunces who run our team would give us some truth, take heart: Our moment has arrived!

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye free (of thy money, which thou shalt give to Steiner and the Yankees).

By the way, this probably explains why my inquiries as to buying the sign "BOX 323 A-F" off the railing in right field went ignored...except that it's not in the auction, either.